Generic pop punk band: you have a new boyfriend, I wish I was six feet under. My life is soooo haaaaard, and I need to take a shower because I haven’t gotten clean in days.
Me:
anyone else have the constant urge to say gay rights in response to everything
cookie dough: [turns out well]
me: wow…………gay rights
(Source: pikachuofficial)
Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing
Succubus nurses that give u the succ before u die
thanks tumblr user skeluigi
my friend: hey u ok
me, in a depressive episode:
them: hello
me, 8 days later: ahsjksk my bad yeah im fine!!! how are YOU tho??!!
(Source: caylaxmerie)
Shoutout to the all queer family heroes
wow this actually makes me feel really happy cause that person is me…
oh shit it’s me
